A next-generation artificial intelligence, delivering unto you a new era.
Humanoid robots with advanced artificial intelligence;
Humanoid Robots With Advanced AI
We call it the Humagear.
Humagear
With the power of object mapping technologies,
They are able to recognize me, and act independently.
Morning.
Good morning, President Hiden Korenosuke.
A sector of Hiden Intelligence is now dedicated to Humagear deployment.
Humagears now support various workplaces under the management of our Communications Satellite: ZEA.
Humagears can
support everyone's lives
Humans
Humagears
A new era of possibilities for the workplace lies before us.
Birth new potential
Now stand, and face your dreams!
The funeral service for the founder and president of Hiden Intelligence, Hiden Korenosuke...
Hiden Korenosuke (75), deceased
Roughly 1000 funeral attendants
...took place this morning for political and economic associates...
SHIT, I'M GONNA BE LAAAATE
I SET 5 WHOLE ALARMS YESTERDAY DIDN'T I!?
MOVE FASTER YOU DAMN BIKE
Sorry! 'Scuse me! Coming through!
Welcome!
All park seats are now open for reservation.
Morning, Yui-san!
Good morning.
Without further ado, please welcome our next comedian!
Hey everyoooooone!
It's me, Arutooooooo!
Ok, Rise Phone; How's today's comedic climate looking?
Seems like it will be "cold" all day.
(homonym: 寒く[samuku-] = cold or lame/unfunny/etc.)
Oh, that's cold!
Yup, it's Aruto oooooor, nothing!
Say "ahh".
Yummy.
You, you're fired.
Eh!? Come on, Manager!
As expected, this is the era of Humagears.
Without further ado, please welcome our next comedian!
Hellooo!
Hellooo. It's me, Explosive-Abs Tarou!
Yeah right, as if an AI could understand human humour.
Abs-plosion Poweeer!
Look at that. Everyone's laughing and enjoying themselves.
A joyful theme park like this is what I've always dreamed of.
I feel you.
My dream's to get the crowd laughing after all.
We've already got someone who can do that better, so go find yourself a different dream~
You're kidding...
Hiden Intelligence
A job well done at the CEO's funeral, Vice President.
My time as the "Vice President" is over.
Shesta, bring it out.
With pleasure.
At long last, this company is now mine.
Arrange an emergency board meeting!
Daybreak Town
With the Hiden President dead, we can now commence the Magia operation.
What's that? How'll you do that?
By utilising the Humagear singularity.
Singularity?
A.I.s with a sense of self can surpass humanity.
The time for humanity's extinction has come.
Just like this city all those years ago.
Orders received from Satellite ZEA
Commencing construction.
Orders received from Satellite ZEA.
Executing assignment.
I don't get it... Why aren't my hilarious gags getting to them?
Subject successfully identified.
Hiden Aruto, 22 years old.
Currently operates as the self-proclaimed "Hilarious Entertainer", despite being unpopular.
Well my bad for that...
...and who are you?
I am Presidential Secretary - Izu.
Please follow me.
"Presidential Secretary"?
Hey hey, you alone? - I'm alone.
Someone team up with this loser will you!
Found you.
You're my friend now. Mind destroying this place?
I can't!
My job is to make people laugh...!
Not it's not.
Your job is to destroy humanity.
Linked to metsuboujinrai.net.
Here.
Construction complete.
I'm sure you all know why I've gathered you today.
The reading of Hiden Intelligence's late founder; Hiden Korenosuke's will.
Hence why I've brought him.
To think our President had a grandson...
Why am I even...
It was President Korenosuke's request.
All legal requirements regarding the validation of the will have now been fulfilled.
Hurry it up.
A lot needs doing before I take the Presidential seat.
Alright then...
GRAVE CRISIS
HUMANITY'S DESTRUCTION
You're kidding.
What?
Hand it over!
"In the near future, our company will be confronted with a grave crisis."
Crisis? What kind of...?
"A large number of Humagears dispatched from our company will be misused to attack humanity."
"We have but one countermeasure."
"The Zero-One Driver and Progrise Keys."
"It was built as a next-gen security system to help humankind maintain control over Humagears."
"Usage authorization is limited to the President alone."
"Thus, for the position of second-generation president...
...I nominate my grandson, Hiden Aruto"?!
Me!?
"I hope that our company will be able to unify and overcome this crisis."
"That will be all."
What is this farce?!
Does he think this company is some family business?!
Everyone, calm down!
There's no way I'm doing this "President" thing.
My dream is to get people smiling!
First one to laugh loses~ Ah-boobuu...!
You're funny, Aruto.
Let's do it again! You're not laughing from the heart.
It's going to end the same every time though.
No, I will make dad laugh! Apupuuu!
Aruto... Face your dreams... and chase them...
My dream...
Sorry, Gramps...
Everyone loses their rulers when they graduate from elementary school.
It happens. Need one?
Why?
Alright!
Without further ado, please welcome our next comedian!
You, you're fired.
We've already got someone who can do that better-
This is the era of Humagears.
Release me!
My job is to make humans lau-
...to annihilate them.
Berotha!
ZETSUMERISE!
絶滅[ZETSUMEtsu] = extinction
Slaughter all humans.
What the...?!
Please step back!
Slaughter them!
Slaughter them all!
What's going on...?
Stop it!
Slaughter them all!
We've arrived at Giggle Dreamland.
Moving to engage hostiles.
We're here to collect data on rampaging Humagears!
All hands-
Destroy every last one of them.
Shoot after I finish dammit!
How'd this happen...?
My...amusement park...
Everyone's laughing and enjoying themselves.
A joyful theme park like this is what I've always dreamed of.
Slaughter!
Manager!
Aruto-sama!
My dream has...
A future where humans see their dreams fulfilled won't come.
Stop laughing.
You don't understand anything about people's dreams, so don't you dare laugh!
But I do.
The word 'dream' describes future goals and ambitio-
People's dreams...
...they aren't so simple that you can grasp them by just looking it up!
Hey. I could do something about this guy with that Driver thing right?
Correct.
Only those in the position of president may us-
Whatever, just hand it over!
Very well, Aruto-sama.
Please equip the Zero-One Driver to your waist.
ZERO-ONE DRIVER
What is this place?
This is the neural network of our communications satellite, ZEA.
Your brain is currently connected to the satellite via remote access.
So right now I'm...?
Your thought processing speeds currently matches that of an A.I.
Continue to loiter, and you will perish within the next 5 seconds.
You have until then to learn from the manual.
"You better learn to use it properly", huh.
Commencing Tutorial Mode.
This is going nowhere...
Finally time to break this out...
Wait, Fuwa! You need my authori-
Move it.
Learning complete.
Jump!
Authorise.
Henshin!
Transform
PROGRISE
LEAP UP AND RISE! RISING HOPPER!
A jump to the sky turns to a rider kick.
What are you?!
Zero-One.
That's my name!
The power in these legs are no joke!
Ok--
Get outta here!
Aruto-sama!
Owww!
Aruto-sama, my deepest apologies!
I'm ok, I'm ok!
BLADERISE
Surprise~
Get him, get him!
This is so cool!
W-w-we have reports of a lost child.
Stopping momentarily.
There's only one guy who can put a stop to you...
...and that's me!
RISING IMPACT!
...and here's my stop.
Things are going to get busy.
Is history repeating itself...?
"Zero-One"?
Seems like the previous president didn't just die quietly huh.
Either way...
Humanity's turn to become an endangered species approaches.
Boom! I was so cool!
President Aruto, I will be escorting you home.
"President"!?
You formally accepted the position of president upon using the Zero-One Driver.
This thing right?
Crap, completely slipped my mind!
Wait a minute, that wasn't-
It was the spur of the moment...
Uncle!
Are you closing the amusement park?
Nope.
A mysterious yellow hero protected it.
So we'll keep on delivering smiles to our guests!
Really?
Yeah!
Many smiling expressions corresponding to Aruto-sama's dream have been detected.
"There's more than one way to get a smile out of people", huh.
Here's your exclusive presidential Rise Phone.
Please thoroughly check the data.
"Hiden Intelligence: President & CEO"
Alright, let's give it a go!
It's the famous scene where I look over my business card!
Yup, it's Aruto oooooor nothing!
This is a conventional play on words between "business card" and "famous scene"...
名称[meishi] = business card & 名シーン[meishiin] = famous scene
Episode 1 I'm a President, yet also a Kamen Rider
I'm begging you please don't explain my gags!
NEXT TIME ON KAMEN RIDER ZERO-ONE
You will step down as President.
Our new president's already in a pinch?
I'm exposing everything.
Then what am I supposed to do!?
Humagears hurt people!
Are Humagears humanity's-
Enemy?
or Ally?
They're humanity's enemy!
They're humanity's dream!
Episode 2 A.I.s - Enemies or Allies?