Previously on Kamen Rider OOO...
Eight hundred years ago, medallic monsters called Greed were created from human desires.
Each of them was supposed to have nine Core Medals.
Will the Greed gather them all? Or Os?
Or will human desire itself lay claim to them? And what shall occur once all are gathered?
Moo!
Today's special, the Lasso Lunch Plate.
So, Ankh, sweetie...
Why don't you try on a costume like Eiji and Hina?
It's a lot of fun!
I know! Next time, why don't we base the motif on your homeland next time?
Eiji only mentioned you're from overseas, so where exactly were you born?
What if I told you I was born in a swirling cauldron of wicked desire?
Oh that's right...
For the longest time, bad people used you too...
I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you remember something so painful.
Okay! From now on, you can think of this place as your home! Right here!
This woman is taking Eiji's made-up story too seriously...
That's amazing! I can't believe that Ankh didn't talk back to her.
He just doesn't want to do something to make her mad and get kicked out.
He's taken a liking to this place.
But it looks like he's having a tough time with this one...
That might be a little...!
Ooh, it looks great! You look fantastic, Ankhy-dear!
Gotou.
Satonaka?
What brings you out here?
I'm about to head off on my annual vacation.
So for the next week, you'll be working as the President's assistant instead.
Why do I have to?
If I remember right, the President said "Gotou's been especially motivated lately, hasn't he? He'll do nicely!"
No! I mean, I'll do my job, but what I want to be doing is...
"Protecting the world," right?
What's the difference? You're getting paid either way.
Besides, it's the President's orders. See you later.
Dr. Tamura! Excuse me...
Dr. Tamura!
What are you doing!?
Didn't you see that I was assigned to this procedure?
It's my patient! I'll perform the operation!
It seems you've been getting pretty famous lately, what with your reputation as a "genius surgeon."
But the boss wants me to handle this one. If you'll excuse me, then.
Bye now.
What the hell...
I haven't held a scalpel in over a month.
Over a month!
You count the medals one, two, and three!
Life goes on! Anything goes! Coming up OOO!
iranai motanai yume mo minai
You don't need 'em, have 'em, or even dream of 'em
Free na joutai sore mo ii kedo
You're a free man, and that's alright, but...
kokkara hajimaru The show we're waiting for
The show we're waiting for is about to start!
Count the medals one, two, and three!
unmei mo kimi hotokanai
Destiny isn't letting you off that easily
kekkyoku wa susumu shika nai
So the fact is, you'll have to keep pushing on
michinaru tenkai Give me energy
Stuff I'd never seen before, give me energy
Count the medals one, two, and three!
daijoubu ashita wa itsudatte Blank
So don't worry, there's always going to be a fresh start tomorrow
jibun no kachi wa jibun de kimeru mono sa
You're the only one who can decide your worth!
Transform!
OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Come on!
Anything Goes sonna kokoro ga atsuku naru mono
Anything Goes, those kind of feelings are what light up your heart
mitasareru mono mo sagashite
Seeking what you need to be fulfilled
Life goes on honki dashite tatakau no nara
Life goes on, so if you fight with everything you have
makeru ki shinai hazu
Then you'll never feel you're going to lose
Count the Medals! The Medals Os currently has available are...
Episode 13
A Siamese Cat, Stress, and a Genius Surgeon
Dammit! Where does a human get off looking down on me!?
She's not really looking down on you.
Still, I'm glad you were able to hold out! You've grown up a little.
Grown up!? The only reason I put up with this crap is because I need to have a nest to get by in this era!
So that I can use that thing!
And to keep this body in good shape too!
She just pisses me off so damn much!
And that freak Hina, too! Where does a human get that kind of muscle from!?
It's insane! And that's not all!
This business with my Core Medals is just screwed up!
How can we have found so many, but none of mine!?
Where are the other seven!? Who has them!?
Yeah, I guess you've only got two, huh?
Even a Greed can stress out.
Dr. Tamura, you'll be operating on my father right?
We came to this hospital because of your reputation!
I certainly want to.
Doctor!
What's going on?
Why won't you let me operate on my patients? Director!
They're not your patients.
They're the patients of this hospital.
But there are patients who came here because of the fact that I work here!
I know that the other doctors don't like it very much, but to punish me because of that!?
I select the most suitable person for the procedure.
If you don't like that, I can arrange it so that you have no patients at all instead of simply no procedures.
Now get out of my sight.
I heard they kicked Dr. Tamura off another operation.
I guess this is hammering the nail that sticks out?
I feel sorry for her, she loves surgery.
What do you mean "loves surgery?"
She said it herself.
I'm not going to take this!
I can't just put down my scalpel.
I won't!
Well then, let's unleash that desire.
There's a Yummy! Let's go, Eiji!
Ankh, wait up!
I assume you spawned a Yummy, Kazari?
Well, I do need Cell Medals. It's already grown quite a bit.
You do realize Os may end up defeating it?
The Medals that Os gathered get paid to Kougami, and ultimately, end up with you, right?
Which means, like you promised, they end up with me.
Where's the problem?
Just don't forget your end of the bargain.
As President Kougami said, we must find the person most suited to gathering the Medals...
Whether that is Os, a Greed,
or perhaps...
But to ascertain who that may be...
...I wish to continue observing you.
Fine by me.
I find this kinda interesting too.
I wonder if you really can bring all the Medals together like that...
And besides, if I work with you, I get the feeling I'll be able to retrieve my missing Core Medals...
Let us hope so.
Where's the Yummy!?
This way!
What on earth? I didn't sense their presence...
These things are even worse than Yummies, like... Pseudo-Yummies.
I don't know why they're here, but I suppose we'd better take care of them.
Pseudo-Yummies, huh? They do look pretty weak.
Transform!
STAG-BEETLE TIGER GRASSHOPPER
We're starting with this!?
No way! What's going on here?
Use that horn on your head! It should be perfect for dealing with these clowns.
Got it!
Ankh!
I bet you knew this would happen!
It's better than using a Combo, isn't it?
I'd rather do neither!
Have they really stooped so low as to need to make trash like that...?
Let's go! The real Yummy's over here!
Say "Ahhh."
Uva. Where have you been?
I just wanted to look into something.
What was it?
Listen...
Don't you think it might be our fault we can't get ourselves out of this pitiful situation?
I think we should integrate ourselves into this modern human society better, the way Ankh and Kazari have.
So you're saying there's no future for us Greed unless we move with the times?
Yeah, although I hate to admit it.
First we should build ourselves up. Use our heads.
Whilst Os and Ankh are busy dealing with Kazari's Yummy...
This is good!
And this is the hospital where the brilliant surgeon, Dr. Tamura Kei, works at.
Her notoriety has only skyrocketed as she single-handedly continues to save patients in need of complex surgery.
Please let me see Doctor Tamura!
Please! You have to help me...
I'm sorry, but we're currently at capacity for patients we can admit...
If you're a new patient looking to be admitted, I can recommend an alternative hospital to visit.
Returning patients, please come this way.
No way... I can't believe there's a Yummy in here.
Yeah. Let's go and beat those Medals out of it.
Whoa... hang on, this is a hospital!
And look at how crowded it is, if things get out of hand someone will get hurt.
Like I care! Besides, they said they'd admit returning patients, right?
Go on.
Everyone, please step back!
Didn't I tell you I can access this guy's memories?
Oh! The policeman!
He's been in here before.
Not bad, Ankh!
Director! There's a lot of patients who refuse to be treated by anyone other than Dr. Tamura. What should we do?
I can't believe this...
She performs these unauthorized surgeries, and is successful every time!
And by herself to boot!
I'll be performing all scheduled operations. Make the preparations.
But the director—
The patients are calling for me.
Get a move on.
Hopper!
So the Yummy is in there... looks like I made the right move keeping an eye on Hino.
So Gotou is acting on his own again...
Leaving Satonaka's important work to one of his subordinates...
The Captain said that he thinks you should prioritize the battle against the Greed over administrative duties!
Very well!
Being honest about your desires...
That's where it all begins!
Please line up in order!
I'm here with Izumi Shingo!
He had an appendectomy here once!
Wait just a moment please.
Eiji... if you let the Yummy get away after putting me through all this,
you know what I'm going to do to you, right?
Look, the most important thing now is to keep the Yummy from going on a rampage.
We'll find it nice and smooth, and get it out of here, nice and smooth.
Eeeeel!
Good one Eely! Found it already, huh?
I got us checked in!
Sorry for dragging you out like this. It was a big help though.
It's okay, I'm just glad to be able to help.
Thanks.
I'm going to go look around the hospital.
Eeeeel!
Hey, cut that out!
You—
Do you need something, director?
What do you think you're doing? Starting the procedure on your own...
You wouldn't let me do it otherwise.
What if you make a mistake?
I know my own ability. I am a natural surgeon!
Stop being so conceited!
The reason I didn't let you perform any operations is because you aren't qualified to!
I think that looking at my patients says all you need to know about my qualifications.
And it's cowardly of you to be jealous of that and use it as an excuse to keep me from operating—
You idiot!
I'm never letting you hold a scalpel again! Understood!?
I won't accept that...
I will perform the operation... that's all I want!
I want to operate...
Let me operate...
...on you!
Stop it!
Let me operate!
Okay! You can open me up! Just follow me!
Hopper!
Ankh! I found the Yummy!
I'm luring her out behind the hospital!
Ankh, did you hear that?
That's a ridiculous looking disguise.
Says the pot calling the kettle black.
Or, no, wait... you can't find your Core Medals, so you actually do need to see a doctor?
No! This is no time to be fighting, Ankh!
Would you two stop it!?
Shingo!
Shingo, hang in there!
Hold still!
Jeez, what is Ankh doing!?
It matured...!
Ankh!
Eiji!
What kept you!?
Transform!
HAWK TIGER GRASSHOPPER
TaToBa TaToBa TaToBa
She's so...
Ankh! You remember that—
—that SaGoZou combo!?
You make it sound so easy...
Well, it's your funeral.
It's okay! My body's getting used to it now!
RHINO GORILLA ELEPHANT
SaGoZou... SaGoZou!
Alright, I've got her.
SCANNING CHARGE
Oh no!
You idiot!
Why'd you let her get away!?
I'll go after her!
Hurry up and get to the officer!
Like I care anymore!
I'm fed up with all of this!
Ankh...
Ankh, you can't...
If you leave him, the officer will...
Shingo! Shingo!
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Can you hear me? Move your eyes if you can.
Check his breathing!
Right.
This is...
Get him into intensive care, quickly! And call Dr. Nomura!
Shingo...
Shingo! Shingo!
Next time on Kamen Rider OOO...
Director!
The only thing that is holding you back is that pride of yours!
Shingo! Please, hang in there!
I'll bring him back! Ankh, and the doctor.
Episode 14
Pride, Surgery and Secrets