Here are the highlights from Kamen Rider OOO:
Humanity certainly has changed since we were sealed away.
Humans can't even control their most basic desires.
This is his just deserts.
Us "mere humans" have evolved a bit.
Enough to be able to combat you Greed, at least.
Is what you said really true?
About that hand monster taking my brother and...
If you can help someone, and you don't...
You might regret it for the rest of your life.
I reach out to help because I don't want to feel like that.
Well, if it isn't Hino Eiji! And you're one of the Greed, Ankh, right?
What do you want?
They say that meetings between people are preludes to the birth of something new...
But as to what that is...
Or how many shall savor the cake I make to celebrate it...
Does the anticipation not make your heart buzz?
Well then, let me introduce you.
This is the president of the Kougami Foundation, Kougami Kousei.
And...
As he cannot greet you in person, he would also like to offer you this instead.
Ah, those are...!
So you're the ones who've been saving us all this time?
Please, feel free.
Thanks!
Man, these things really are amazing...
I think this color's new too!
Whoa!
So you're the human who's been collecting the Medals, then?
Precisely!
I actually come to you today with a proposition.
A proposition?
Not bad. That form suits you.
Can't say I'm a fan, but it'll be nice to not have the humans gawking at us.
Makes moving around easier, doesn't it?
I hate to admit it, but what Ankh said is true.
Humans have evolved over these 800 years.
So we'll need to change as well.
Ankh, huh?
Why is Mezool not back yet?
Knowing her, she probably hasn't found a human she likes the look of.
Or she's found one and is having too much fun playing around with it.
Y'know?
You bought all those?
Yup.
Do you like buying a lot at once?
You think this is a lot?
Oh, such regretfully grand desire...
Very nice.
Huh? What was I doing...?
Eh, whatever.
You count the medals one, two, and three!
Life goes on! Anything goes! Coming up OOO!
iranai motanai yume mo minai
You don't need 'em, have 'em, or even dream of 'em
Free na joutai sore mo ii kedo
You're a free man, and that's alright, but...
kokkara hajimaru The show we're waiting for
The show we're waiting for is about to start!
Count the medals one, two, and three!
unmei mo kimi hotokanai
Destiny isn't letting you off that easily
kekkyoku wa susumu shika nai
So the fact is, you'll have to keep pushing on
michinaru tenkai Give me energy
Stuff I'd never seen before, give me energy
Count the medals one, two, and three!
daijoubu ashita wa itsudatte Blank
So don't worry, there's always going to be a fresh start tomorrow
jibun no kachi wa jibun de kimeru mono sa
You're the only one who can decide your worth!
Transform!
OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Come on!
Anything Goes sonna kokoro ga atsuku naru mono
Anything Goes, those kind of feelings are what light up your heart
mitasareru mono mo sagashite
Seeking what you need to be fulfilled
Life goes on honki dashite tatakau no nara
Life goes on, so if you fight with everything you have
makeru ki shinai hazu
Then you'll never feel you're going to lose
Count the Medals! The Medals Os has used thus far are...
You want a portion of our Medals!?
Episode 5
A Game of Tag, a Lair, and a Celebrity
Indeed. Much of your precious equipment such as your weapons and bike have been provided by our foundation.
In exchange, we would just ask for a portion of the Medals you collect during your battles.
It's a simple trade.
Of course, we're not asking for all of them.
If you'd just be willing to part with 70%...
Like hell I will!
I won't miss next time.
You...!
Ankh! This thing's amazing! Look, you can use it as a communicator!
See? It's so cool!
Hello?
Hello!
Eiji...
Hino Eiji. You understand how brilliant our Medal System is, do you not?
You will need it in your fight against the Greed.
We sure will!
Oh, by the way, now that you mention it...
What do you plan to do with the Medals you collect?
That is a secret.
Oh, okay.
Satonaka, let's leave it at this for today.
Ankh, I'll check with you on this subject tomorrow.
Oh, I totally need this!
I'll go pick it up tomorrow.
Steady... nice and steady.
My babies.
Now, don't think I'm going to do this every time you oversleep!
Sorry! Thanks, Shingo.
Seeya!
Shingo...
Hina! Good morning!
Good morning!
You're making that face again, are you thinking about your brother?
It's so obvious! You've got a brother-complex, after all!
Huh? No, I don't!
I can understand that you're lonely, but he's a policeman right?
You can't help it sometimes!
I guess I'd miss my brother too if he was so nice...
No!
Just... don't think this means I've given up.
One day, I'll make sure your brother...
But can he really?
I'm sorry!
Can you be more careful, Izumi?
I just bought that yesterday.
I'm sorry! I'll pay to get it cleaned.
Nah. I don't need it.
You can have it, so go ahead and wear it.
It's kind of cheap... but that'd still be an improvement.
Hey wait a second! I can't take this!
Ugh, such a bitch, as usual!
But it's true that she's rich...
Then she should go to a school for rich bitches!
Kougami, huh?
I'm going to have to teach him what happens to humans who toy with Medals...
Oh crap!
I need to get some work soon...
Ankh! You eat too much ice cream!
It's already Autumn, y'know!?
Jeez, I can't even buy new underwear now.
What am I supposed to do?
So annoying... it's a distraction.
Hey, consider my—
I don't mean you!
This sensation... a Yummy?
Or perhaps...
Eiji.
Transform!
Hurry it up!
Transform!
HAWK TIGER GRASSHOPPER
TaToBa TaToBa TaToBa
My goodness, it's impressive that you still cause a fuss when you've only managed to regenerate that much, Ankh.
And you still make wherever you go disgustingly humid!
Watch out for this one, Eiji.
This is one of the Greed, Mezool.
Nice to meet you, Os boy...
Boy...?
Mezool, could you stop stalking me? It's annoying.
You two are pretty annoying yourselves...
I can't even go for a little walk without running into you.
Os boy!
I'll see you later!
A Greed out for a walk, huh?
You think that means that she unleashed a Yummy somewhere?
Even if she did, when Mezool makes a Yummy it stays hidden.
It probably made a lair somewhere, and is quietly consuming human desire.
What's that mean then? Can you tell where it might be?
Who knows?
More importantly, I need to do a bit more studying.
Ankh! You just wanna wait until the Yummy's full of Medals again, don't you!?
Come on, tell me!
Just kidding. I saw how he was staring at that building.
What!? You ran into Os and Ankh!?
Yes, I had to leave early but...
I'm worried they might have noticed the Yummy I made.
I was hoping to let it grow nice and big, and then share the Cell Medals with you all...
I can't stand the thought of those two hogging it all to themselves!
I'm going! I'm going to tear Os and Ankh apart myself!
Uva... is mad.
Well, they have one of his Medals, after all.
I'm in the same position, so I understand how he feels.
Oh my, I don't think I've ever heard a word of sympathy from you before, Kazari.
I wonder if it's because of your sad state of affairs...?
Maybe.
I'll take the handbag and the swimsuit from the magazine.
And the boots that I passed up on last time...
I think I want them after all, so could you get those too?
Thank you very much miss, I'll bring them right over.
Amazing! She really is rich...
Hina! What are you doing here!?
Come with me for a second!
So there's a monster in that building!?
It seems like it... so you should probably keep away.
But, one of my friends lives there...
Really?
Still, I'd wait until it's safe.
Okay?
You're Os, aren't you?
Uh, have we met before?
This is the first time you've seen either of my faces.
I want my Core Medals back.
Hina, run!
What's the matter? Get your Medals. Where's Ankh?
Uh, well, I'd like to know that myself!
Are you mocking me?
I'll get rid of you first. It should be easy to deal with Ankh if he doesn't have Os' help.
He isn't here either. I guess they wouldn't make it easy to find Kougami.
Ankh, is that you!?
Would you stop playing around?
Do you think getting chased around by one of the Greed is my idea of playing!?
What?
Eiji, just keep running until I get there!
Ankh.
It seems like you're beginning to appreciate the convenience of our services.
Stay back!
Yamano...
Yamano!
What is it?
I said I didn't want it anymore.
Not that! Right now, at your—
I guess there really are people who like to go to high-class housing areas for sightseeing...
I know it must be impressive, but it's honestly pretty annoying.
Sorry, it's my Dad. He's in America.
Hello Papa! What's up?
Bankruptcy!?
Whoa, hang on, quit joking around!
Dad?
So what happens to our house?
And expenses?
Get a job!?
An apology isn't going to fix it!
What am I supposed to do now!?
Ankh!
Ankh, the Medals!
Transform!
HAWK TIGER GRASSHOPPER
TaToBa TaToBa TaToBa
Quit using my Medals without my permission!
It's mine, that's my Medal! Give it back!
Uva... does he not know?
Uva! Did Kazari tell you he has one of your Medals?!
What did you say?
I knew it! I figured Kazari wouldn't tell you!
He took it with him! When he took it from us.
This is one of Uva's Cores.
Then Kazari...
Kazari, he...
Eiji, now's your chance!
Not really how I'd like to do things, but...
HAWK TIGER CHEETAH
Looks like we've got a set of three!
Next time on Kamen Rider OOO...
Uva has three types of Medals. These three.
It's not wrong to want things...
But what's important is what you do with that feeling when you want something.
We might get to see the Medals' true power...
Episode 6
Fashion, Contracts, and the Ultimate Combo