Hey, what're you drawing?
She said it's a city with a huge tree in the center.
It might be an ill omen.
They don't make towns like that in Japan.
Really? I thought it was a tree in my dream.
That's because you might have seen something else entirely.
We'll be arriving at the next station shortly.
I wonder what kind of town it'll be this time!
Tangerine City, Tangerine City.
By the way, this one hasn't been fansubbed by the Shadow Line.
Let's go try out real American cuisine now that we are here!
That's one crazy tower.
The station had a pamphlet on it.
It's called the Yggdrasil Tower.
The burgers at this McCharmant place look delicious!
What a nice cultural exchange activity.
Yeah.
Everyone, run!
I thought there were no fansubs here?
It seems kind of different from them, but...
Hey, you guys need to run!
We'll be fine!
Fruitify!!
ORANGE
LOCK ON
Now trainsforming.
All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!
Loco Change!
ORANGE ARMS
THE PATH OF CITRUS! TO A HEALTHY DIET!
Loco #1! #2! #3! #4! #5!
Locomotive Troop ToQGer and
Power Rider Bastion!
It's a fruity train wreck waiting to haunt your dreams!
Locomotive Troop ToQGer!
VS Power Rider Bastion!
April Fools' Day Special!
You're wearing spandex with rail helmets...
Are you the Fruit Ninja?
- What are you? - What are you guys?
Yeah, what are you guys?!
No, we wanna know who you are most of all!
We are of the Æsir Umläut Fansubs, and I am Cäphi!
An Umläut Fansub?
Cäphi?
Who the hell's that guy?
And if you intend to interfere with our grand translations...
...I'm going to call for more help!
Ornactivate, Mägentä!
Huh?
A Lockémon!
I messed up...
Owowow... yikes!
Huh? What's going on?
Suit recycling?
The "Q" is fancy enough! We don't need no extreme spelling!
Hey, I'm coming too!
Pain from above!
Over here!
Yeesh!
I don't date mooks!
Hang on! Wait!
Daisy!
Mickey!
That's not a Lockémon...
And... who are these Power Ranger ripoffs?
I don't know who's a boy...
Loco #2 Blue now crossdressing to Pink.
Green now crossdressing to Yellow.
Yellow now crossdressing to Green.
Or who's a girl anymore!
Like you could before!
You guys are suck!
Bye!
He ran off.
Now untrainsforming.
I guess he got away.
Yeah...
Who are you all?
We're the Locomotive Troop ToQGer. To put it simply...
- So, why exactly does this place have more umlauts than a death metal convention?
Whoa!
Oh no!
It ran off...
What's with the fuzzy filters...
Fruit?
Now untrainsforming.
It looks yummy!
Don't. You'll get written off if you eat that fruit.
Oh! What happened to that lion guy?
He got away.
I'm Kevin Peeler. What about you?
Right.
This is delicious!
Isn't it? It's also very nutritious as well!
I think I'm going to give you a little something extra.
Get a protein shake ready!
I see.
So you've been traveling on that train, then?
Exactly.
So what's this Æsir like?
I'm not sure... nobody ever watched their Fourze.
So, I'm not exactly sure what their style is about.
Really?
But if that creature can open cracks, he'll need to be dealt with.
Cracks?
You saw, right? It created Lockémon from thin air.
Pretty much. Those cracks will Lockégen you a tournament-legal Lockémon.
So if that mole makes more of them...
It will destabilize the Lockémon metagame.
If something terrible like that happens...
It'll be a disaster!
Goggles! I think he realizes that.
I thought so.
We need to do something before that happens.
That was great! Hey, Daisy...
I wanna go to this McCharmant place next!
Their McParfaits are better than the ones here, right?
Really?
Yeah, are they?
That's true.
So it's true...
It's true!
Let's go!
You still want to eat? Shouldn't we be more worried about...
Then I guess...
we'd better go.
Yay!
They're going?
Nerd squad...
Handle the bill, would you?
All aboard!
Why?!
Thanks for the meal.
Still, aren't you all worried about Right?
Always, unfortunately.
At least Kevin's with him, right?
The CG is nicer here too!
I need to get going.
Hey, wait up! What're you gonna do?
Make this crossover/movie promotion last for at least 42 more minutes!
I figured! I knew you would!
In that case, come on!
To where?
Don't worry, come on! Chugga chugga!
This is amazing!
You guys travel around on this train?
I figured you'd be able to see it.
Other people can't see it?
Not if they don't have any inspirailtion!
Alright, let's get on!
Oh no!
If you don't have a pass, you won't be able to get on...
It seems more worlds...
Have become crossovered.
Who are you?!
I am Takenoko.
An ally to all fansubs.
You're Peeler Kevin, Bastion, right?
Use this.
A Rainbow Pass?! How'd you?!
Give my regards to Ticket.
How were you able to get aboard this train?
Well, actually...
He got a pass from some guy named Takenoko.
Do you know him?
Are jokes at his expense sensible, from a fandom viewpoint?
Well, what's done is done.
If Kevin has a pass, that makes him one of our valued passengers.
Twirl! Thank you for coming aboard.
Um... is this a cyborg monkey hand?
An augmentation?
I never asked for this.
Another idiot, then?
He called me an idiot...
Hey, Right, he's definitely...
What's that?
Oh, Kagura drew it. It's about a dream she had.
Well, now that I think about it, it might be about Tangerine City.
It might be? Why?
Kagura can't actually draw.
Besides, you rebuilt that tower so fast it threw her off.
Sorry.
We were using old CG...
Don't worry, nobody pays attention to continuity anyway.
I see... so you're in the middle of a pretty important plotline on your own show.
Huh? Right.
How's he here?!
Oh, Hikari and Specasaurus, perfect timing.
Where're the girls?
Burgers! Burgers!
Oh, so cute!
Isn't she being a little carefree, considering what happened?
Well, she is carefree, but she's not just carefree.
She believes even if she ends up being attacked by monsters, the plot will always come and save her.
Even if you're unarmed?
Well... she is a main character after all.
So, you guys wanna help Kevin out?
It might not be a Shadow, but we can work together to beat that monster!
Good idea!
If we all work together, we can beat anybody!
Okay Kevin! You can count on us...
- No!
I'm sorry, but the fighting in this city doesn't involve you guys.
That is true.
The problems Tangerine is facing aren't that simple.
It's being overrun by the Dark Forest.
Nobody in the city knows about it. And if they did know, there wouldn't be any way to escape.
So you guys should avoid getting involved.
Right...
You guys have your own plotlines to deal with, don't you?
Kevin...
The Æsir Umläut Fansubs?
What on Earth is that?
Never heard of them.
But it means the city has another enemy, other than the Lockémon to worry about.
Now you mention it, who in their right mind would write it as Wärring?
The data is currently under analysis, but...
The Æsir Umläut Fansubs...
Michelangelo.
Have you been drinking?
Ornactivate, Mägentä!
Open!
I messed up!
I think I understand what he means.
What do you mean?
Well, how would you feel if Kevin said he wanted to help fight the Shadow Line?
He has hanging plot threads in his own show to worry about.
That's...
Right, that Lockémon from before is at the shopping mall!
What?! Got it!
The crossover will soon be coming to an end.
Please retrieve Mio and Kagura.
But there's still-!
This episode hasn't been fansubbed by the Shadows!
There's no need for us to fight.
No... I'm going!
Why?
We have our own plot to see to...
- I don't really know, but it's not like that.
I'll worry about "plotlines" and "decent writing" later!
Really... what else would you expect from Right?
We should go, too.
Yeah.
Owow!
He really is an idiot.
But that is also part of his INSPIRAILTION! Most likely.
You keep forcing that horrible portmanteau, don't you?
I'm not!
Everyone, this way! Please run!
Hurry and go! Run for it!
Look out!
Right!
Sorry, I'm late!
Now trainsforming.
Mental wounds not healing - Life's a bitter shame.
Loco Change!
Loco #1! #2! #3! #4! #5!
Off the rails on a crazy train!
Locomotive Troop,
ToQGer!
All aboard!
There!
Here we go!
PUNCH!
Huh?
Boom!
Nice!
Loco Slasher!
Loco Laser!
Daisy!
You okay?
Right! Why?
Sorry.
I'm kind of not smart,
so I think we can put our own show on hold for a week to mess around with you guys.
We might be loco-motive, but we'd be crazy to pass this one up.
That's all.
Right... even when you guys have your own plotlines to deal with...
Thank you...
That would mean I'm not smart either!
I'll worry about all my characterization later!
Fruitify!!
ORANGE
LOCK ON
ORANGE ARMS
THE PATH OF CITRUS! TO A HEALTHY DIET!
Scope Xpress, set!
Trainal slash! Please prepare your anus!
Please prepare your anus!
Here they come! Run for it, go!
Scope Xpress, set!
Trainal blast! Please prepare your anus!
Please prepare your anus!
That fruit...
It grew!
I almost ate some of that stuff!
A Lockémon?! But it's too big!
Yeah. It really is too big. Y'know?
You!
You again! Get him!
Xpress Spooning!
We thank you for riding with us!
LocoRobo is completing erection.
Carranger Xpress!
Tank Xpress!
Xpress Armament!
Grinding Complete!
LocoRobo Carranger Tank!
What are you after?!
Very well, I'll enlighten you.
My mission is to use Æsir's power to stop this crossover from happening!
Then we can go back to watching Kamen Rider Gaim normally!
Did you really think I'd let you do that?!
What?
A giant robot fighting a giant monster?
That's insane. Get back to work.
I should buy a boat.
Full power!
Let's finish it!
Carranger Tank Shoot!
We thank you for riding with us.
Eat this!
He got away...
Those guys....
That was amazing! A giant robot! So cool!
It's actually much more impressive than that.
To be specific...
- Oh, inspirailtion, right?
Oh, inspirailtion.
- Yeah.
But as to what that specifically is, in essence, we...
Sorry for just doing whatever back there.
No, I should be the one apologizing.
If I was in the same position, I think I'd have done the same thing.
Oh, Right...
There's something... I want to ask you to do.
What do you think? This is our train.
So you travel around on this?
Make yourself comfy.
Okay.
I bet it'd be fun to travel with Kevin and Mickey on this thing!
Wait! I'm still on board!
What do we do?!
Bow.
Well... no sense panicking for now.
A trainny good morning!
For now, uh...
We have extremely yummy lunches...
- Oh! Wanna try the train's lunches? Lunch!
It's all lactose free!
Yeah? It's really good, right?
Come on, sit down, go on!
- Let's all eat!
Hey... hang on, Right.
Bottles, you pay.
It really looks good.
It does look good!
- Nothing like a microwaved instant meal!
Yeah!
Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub!
Owowow...
Right.
What is this?
Okay, pay up, Four eyes.
Well...
Delicious!
First a fruit ninja and then the grapist,
how many times is my translation gonna get interrupted?!
You don't seem to learn yourself, Mr. Cäphi!
I'm not a fruit ninja! I'm an orange samurai!
Not again!
Haven't seen one of these before.
Looks interesting.
Fruitify!
BANANA
LOCK ON
C'MON! BANANA ARMS
POTASSIUM SPEAR
This is annoying! More just keep showing up!
Again and again!
Tactical retreat!
We almost had him...
The Æsir Umläut Fansubs...
I'm not going to let those guys translate our city.
Come on, Anders.
Will you fight Æsir with us?
I don't intend on working with you.
Is this really the time to care about old feuds?!
If we don't do something...
I have other enemies that I need to attend to.
Doesn't the same go for you?
Anders!
Speaking of... where is Daisy?
Daisy... is right with the Traingers.
The what now?
She can get far away from the city on that train.
I want you to marry Daisy.
Get married to Daisy?!
Just for a while.
If she marries one of you, we would have a reason to stay in the crossover.
I don't mind but... do you think she'd go for that?
We'll have to trick her into getting hitched...
It's... what's best for us.
Kevin...
Alright. I'll give it a shot.
Please.
Okay.
Well, it's not like we're never going to see her again.
That's true...
But... are you sure this is for the best?
Kevin...
He must really care for Daisy.
I totally ship them Kevin x Daisy OTP!
Calm your tits, man.
Well, anyway, the best plan is to get to Vegas quick, get her drunk, and have a shotgun wedding!
Got it. Shoot her with a shotgun.
Now that we know...
Oh, guys.
Make sure not to mention that Kevin was the one who wanted Daisy to get married.
Oh my, all this trouble must be hard on that Daisy girl!
The crossover is in hard trouble,
so much that Kevin arranged her marriage to unite the worlds together!
Oh my! It gets me right in the heart!
But... won't she want to get off at the next station?
It's fine. There's no telling when that could be,
and it always seems to take forever, so...
Eastern Tangerine, Eastern Tangerine.
Bye bye!
We've stopped.
All disembarking passengers, please remember to take all your belongings.
See you!
Mr. Wagon... where's Daisy?
Daisy?
The girl who was sitting right there.
She just got off.
Stupid Kevin.
Does he think I'd really marry Right just like that?
These guys! They're Æsir's...
Hey!
Let go! Let go...
I have plot armor!
- You guys!
Get off me!
We've got us a hostage!
Give those fruity Riders a message!
If they value the girl's life, they won't interfere with Æsir's plans!
Hang on!
You said Daisy was kidnapped?!
Yeah. Æsir took her to keep us from fighting against them.
Sorry. It was when I wasn't watching her...
You were with her, why didn't you?!
- Mickey!
It's not Right's fault.
I shouldn't have set up an arranged marriage in the first place.
You're certain it's Æsir that has her?
Yeah.
We have to save her.
But we don't even know where they are...
I'll locate them.
They'll have Daisy with them.
As long as we have her, they won't make a move!
Alright, this time it's going to work!
Open!
It finally worked!
Hooray!
Ornactivate, Mägentä!
What the?!
The new crack manifestations seem to be centered around this location.
That mole has the power to open cracks.
This means that Daisy must be being kept there.
I'll send a unit of troopers to deal with it.
No, brother. I'll go.
Why?
There's something I want to look into.
You're sure it's this building?
Yes. There's no doubt about it.
Alright, let's get moving!
Wait a minute!
They've got Daisy as a hostage.
If we make the wrong move, it could put her in danger.
So we...
Need a plan, right?
Anders!
Who?
It's not like I wanted to help you or anything.
I've got an idea!
You realize these flags won't give us power?
It worked for Kevin!
You saw it! He hit things, they caught on fire!
I fight how I want to fight! And I don't fling plastic flags around!
What happened?
You guys come all the way out here to start infighting?
How convenient! I'll take care of you both!
We flagged him down.
That was the plan all along.
What?! Whoa...
The two of us can handle him.
Kevin! Go and get Daisy!
Got it!
Good luck, Mr. Dole!
It's Baron!
You do look like walking Dole advertisement!
It's Baron.
Just admit you're a banana.
I might have been out of character.
Trying to have Daisy marry you just because I wanted to continue the crossover.
Maybe.
I had better apologize to her.
And to do that...
We have to save her.
Yeah!
That's enough!
Kevin!
Why?!
He should be down there, fighting...
I always get blamed for what he does...
See, the one fighting your friends is Cäphi!
What?!
What a waste of a plan! Tough luck!
Let Daisy go!
She'll be fine as long as you people stop interfering with our translations!
There's no way we can accept that!
Then we'll do things to her character that'll make Other M look sensible!
Kevin...
Kevin.
I want you to trainalyze...
What I'm about to do.
Trainalyze?
Got it.
What?
Have you given up? Smart move.
Can you see it?
Yeah, I can.
My trainalysis confirms our victory!
Daisy!
Loco Change!
Whoa!
You hurt?
Kevin, I'm sorry. I can't marry a trainerd.
I need to apologize too.
I was completely OOC.
I mean, we do have railed transportation here, but…
Have you seen the huge train boner on that thing?
Daisy...
This is your show, and Mickey's, and mine!
Now we just need to take care of you!
You okay, Mägentä?!
You okay, Cäphi?!
We're here!
Kevin!
Yeah!
Fruitify!!
ORANGE
LOCK ON
ORANGE ARMS
THE PATH OF CITRUS! TO A HEALTHY DIET!
Curse you! In that case, we'll just demolish you all!
Whoa!
Look at the moles!
What?!
You guys!
We're here to help!
The ToQGers work best as a team, after all!
Let's get this over with.
Yep yep!
In that case...
Alright...
All aboard the citric stage…
To a healthy diet!
Over here!
No you don't!
MANGO
KIWI
LOCK ON
MANGO ARMS KIWI ARMS
DELICIOUS AND JUICY VITAMIN RINGS
Huh?
He ran again.
No, he's still here.
Down there.
- Really?
Oh, I get it! He's a subber...
...who's gone sub-terranean!
Ready and...
Locolightzation!
Too bright! My eyes... my eyes are all blinky!
Let's get him!
Who are you?
Power Rider Sirius.
If you intend to interfere with my plans, I'll eliminate you.
It says "SRS B" on his head...
It's probably because he means serious business...
Can we please not make this any more meta?!
Hold it!
We are the Classic Riders!
Classic?
Power Rider Warrior Leader!
I AM AMAZON!
I am Warrior Commander!
Are you sure those are the right names?
Leave Sirius to us!
I don't really get it, but you can have him!
Good luck!
Come on!
Locomotive Bazooka!
Augh, so blinky... huh?
W-What?!
We'll use this since he's a mole.
Rainbow Rush, Whack-a-Mole!
The pain train is now departing.
Choo Choo!
What the?
[Thirty seven writers died and twelve were injured in the making of this scene]
Ow!
Who came up with this idea?!
I dunno.
You don't?! There's no way!
Rider Punch!
Rider Kick!
Peace out.
What in the world?
PLEASE WATCH OUR MOVIE
Who was he, anyway?
Hey!
PLEASE WATCH OUR MOVIE
Wait!
Aren't you going to help Kevin and the others?
PLEASE WATCH OUR MOVIE
We Classic Riders...
Will not work with Millennial Riders.
PLEASE WATCH OUR MOVIE
Hang on!
Wait!
I'm going to protect this city!
ULTRA ORANGE
LOCK ON
ULTRA ORANGE ARMS
CONQUER BREAKFAST! PEEL! IT! OFF!
Stop trying to act like a Tropicana commercial!
It's not over yet!
Moleargh!
Too juicy!
I'm not through!
LOCK OFF
Time to end it!
LOCK ON
VITAMIN A - B6 - B12 - C - D - E - Zinc
NUTRIFREAKALICIOUS!
Don't think that this is over!
Æsir's translations have just begun!
Farewell!
We appreciate everything.
Oh no! You really helped us out too.
You're the man now, dog.
No, honestly...
See you!
Alright, take care!
Daisy, take care of yourself too!
Yeah!
You wanna come?
Must be nice...
Being able to protect your own city.
You're right, Right. Right, that's right.
Must be nice having a totally hot robot maid.
Right!
We're pulling out!
Okay! I'm coming.
Bang her for me.
Yeah. "Her".
Bye bye!
See you!
Take care!
I never got to eat the Tangerine local delicacies...
Yes you did.
You really did.
But McCharmant...
I thought you'd feel that way, so I got some Tangerine treats for you all!
Tangerine Fruit Donuts!
Yggdrasoup! Tangerine Crackers!
Oh my.
Such hard popularity!
I'm fine.
Okay, here you are!
Soon the moment where every fansub is a joke will arrive.
And that will be when my ambition is fulfilled!